i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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