I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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