she looked like the bat from fern gully.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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