I just saw a hot homeless man
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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