i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
