Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i was born a porn star she said
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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