If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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