By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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