The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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