i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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