carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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