420 ftw
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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