yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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