come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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