New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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