some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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