Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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