So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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