I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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