Me too!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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