they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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