I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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