Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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