I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
either way he was missing a nipple.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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