Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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