You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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