Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize