the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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