it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
