i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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