so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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