Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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