The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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