She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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