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say what?
wanna hang out?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
