I'd wear matching sweaters with you
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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