There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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