You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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