So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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