Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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