why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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