i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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