Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
nutella sex= disaster
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
