And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize
