i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
