that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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