This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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