Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Randomize
