He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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