My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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