38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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