The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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