so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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