its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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