If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Last time i carry you out of a forest
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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