I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
