my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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