His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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