OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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