So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
